sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
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Olive skin, eyes so dark they look black, eyes big and round, dark brown hair that goes under my boobs, perfect arch eyebrows basically like yours but a tad bit longer, my smile big but very nice, I'm 5'3, personality quite mysterious, definitely love books and tea, weight 115 pounds, I love getting lost in the stars, rain is my buddy, cloudy days make me happy, shy, dreamy, feisty, lost in my own fantasy but my feet or planted to the ground, I love the thought of perfect love.
Oh wow you seem fucking perfect! Andddd we weigh the same 115 haha! Def date
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
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